KelliKyle: Story of Poop

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Story of Poop

So this was the highlight of Kass's visit on Saturday. Kass was feeding Story and it apparantly went straight through her and filled her little white bear outfit. Jerome wanted to just run home, but when it startetd seeping through the outfit that wasn't an option...so into my tub she went.

Kyle laughed a lot and sat as far away from the bathroom as possible.

Jerome yelled gross a lot...and was trying to get me to help Kass instead of him. But I didn't. Too bad for him. It was really gross. Can't wait to have my own! :)

7 comments:

Sarah said...: That is just the best story of story! Kelli - I have to suggest just one thing - potty train them ASAP! It's totatly worth it - trust me, cleaning up after a 3 year old is MUCH MUCH worse than a baby!!!!; December 30, 2008 at 4:10 PM
Kelli said...: Someone was telling me that their friend who holds their babies over the toilet from birth on. That's some serious potty training.; December 30, 2008 at 6:11 PM
Erinn and Ryan said...: Yep. That's why we lined our changing table with those disposable incontinence pads when the kids were tiny. You know, the blue things that are like a big flat, square diaper. You should totally get Kass some - it'd go well with the other gift you got her. You can get them in the pet section at Wal-Mart where they're called doggie pee-pee pads or something.

Hope you're having fun driving here!; December 30, 2008 at 10:22 PM
rain said...: Ah, little Story's big explosion. As gross as it sounds, you become a parent and all of a sudden when and how much your kid poops is actually something you stress about. And even though you're up to your elbows in crap, you're just happy that they aren't constipated and all systems are go. This is why everyone says kids change everything.; December 31, 2008 at 12:26 AM
Amy said...: maybe it is her retaliation from Jerome tickling her so much...; December 31, 2008 at 8:11 AM
KaSs MiLeS said...: yeah... sorry about that...; December 31, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Shauna said...: It's been a while since my internet has worked well enough for the blogs. I love your Christmas photos!; January 3, 2009 at 3:58 PM

Games Kyle's Playing

NBA 2k12 --- I know. I KNOW. I've probably played the NBA 2k series for atleast 350 real life hours. And yes, I KNOW that if I applied that time to any sort of constructive endeavor, I could probably boast actual abs, an add-on to the house, or a historical fiction novel. But I just don't care. The 2k series is the best sports simulation series ever made. And I will probably play it until I die.
Madden 12 --- Since the NBA is in a lockout, with basically no signs of ever becoming anything more than rich people personally spitting on me and my devotion, I felt I needed to find a new outlet. As the NFL is the country's biggest obsession, I figured I had probably get on board. I bought this game in large measure to relearn everything I'd forgotten about football since the early nineties when I last cared. And it did it's work well.
Deus Ex: Human Revolution --- Upgrading a bionic man while tiptoeing through warehouses? I accept.
Mount and Blade: With Fire and Sword --- It seems at first glance everything you could want in a semi-tactical, mostly action-oriented historical battle game. You rouse troops, you train them, you arm them, you lead them into battle. You track looters and punish them. You try to navigate the political turmoil of 17th century eastern europe. But it's just so messy. It tries to be epic to the point where it seems unfocused. The interface is clumsy to me, and I got so sick of trying to learn the nuances of directing my troops that I always devolved into eventually abandoning them to their fates, while riding around lopping heads off. Cause that's where the fun was at anyway.

What Kyle's Reading

Nightlife by Rob Thurman --- Jeff introduced me to this author. After the density of A Song of Ice and Fire, it was nice to just jump into a light story with fun characters. Basically the story of what happens when demons make a baby, and the baby doesn't turn out to be that bad at being a person.
A Feast for Crows by George RR Martin --- He introduces a giant roster of new people. Some of them interesting, some of them not so much. It's kind of a grab bag of new information about regions not heard from before. But overall, the only book in the series that I had to force myself to read, instead of forcing myself to stop for the sake of sleep requirements. Still a good book, but one I had to just get through moreso than savor.
A Storm of Swords by George RR Martin --- This is my favorite volume so far. There were goosebump moments galore.
A Clash of Kings by George RR Martin --- Has one of the most intense battle sequences I've ever read. I can't wait to see it on HBO.

Kelli's Favorite Books

A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini
Bel Canto by Ann Patchett
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Dexter Series by Jeff Lindsay
Divided Minds by Pamela Spiro Wagner and Carolyn Spiro
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood Series by Rebecca Wells
Down Came the Rain by Brooke Shields
Expecting Adam by Martha Beck
Gone With the Wind by Margoret Mead
Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini
Life of Pi by Yann Martel
Room by Emma Donaghue
The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon
The Dogs of Babel by Carolyn Parkhurst
The Handmaid's Tale by Margorat Atwood
The Hours by Michael Cunningham
The Pilot's Wife by Anita Shreve
The Septembers of Shiraz by Dalia Sofer
Twilight Series by Stephanie Meyers
Uglies by Scott Westerfield
Wicked by Gregory Maguire

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Story of Poop

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