Nick
Bear Claw
Nick
Bear Claw
Hey there. Kelli Tagged me. And I'm a sucker for jumping in on get to know you gimmicks.
1. I do pushups every night and pretend that while I'm doing it I'm G.I. Jane. Overcoming impossible odds and breaking that glass ceiling.
2. I used to be overly obsessed with my appearance from ages 16-23. Then marriage struck and now I have a hard time getting into the shower without feeling put out. The only time I feel concerned about my appearance is when my receding hairline gets sunburned, or when I'm sitting at my cubicle and I suddenly realize my body has enveloped my belt entirely.
3. Hooking up our old computer to our TV revolutionized my life. Wireless internet + Hulu.com/Netflix Online + TV + Wireless mouse = Happy Kelli & Kyle… I mean, I watched The Karate Kid for free yesterday while laying on my couch and drinking diet coke. I don’t think it could get much better.
4. I constantly confuse the impulse for sleep with the impulse to eat. Which results in me eating three bowls of the Malt-o-meal variety of Cinnamon Toast Crunch at 11:30 and not being able to sleep because of the intense sugar rush until around 2 am. So what do I spend my time doing with my excess of energy and alone time? Watching Futurama and browsing Amazon.com
5. I enjoy my calling… but I don’t really enjoy church that much.
6. I get irritated absurdly fast. And then forget about the irritant just as quickly. It bothers Kelli… A LOT. But the fact of the matter is that I really like people -- pretty much all people -- and even when they make me mad (which happens quite easily, honestly) I can’t hold it against them. Especially since I’m rather self critical too, so when I get mad I almost immediately think “Am I being a jerk?” And I usually conclude with the answer: Yes. It’s a sickness, I know.
I TAG JEFF, KORY, BEARCLAW AND JEROME.